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Mom Demotivational Poster


FETISH -


TAGS: electric chair shocker fetish bondage fetish your mom
Rating: 4.5/5

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Whitecamry - March 7, 2013, 2:15 pm
That's Ethel Rosenberg being electrocuted in 1953.
5butjam - August 28, 2010, 4:58 pm
Made me laugh RL, nice work! Only critiscm would be that 'fetish' is too big. Fantastic job though.


TWILIGHT MOMS -


TAGS: twilight moms
Rating: 4.35/5

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jameswnash - January 25, 2011, 8:05 pm
and they say men are bad!
WhiteTiger225 - July 20, 2010, 10:53 am
Actor may be 23, but character portrayed is permanently 17. Just because your 4 year old Hentai loli's are voiced by a 30 year old woman, doesn't make them 30 :p
TintedTearz - February 12, 2010, 7:28 am
To be honest, they look around 30. And Robert Pattinson is 23... 7 years diffrence. Not that bad.
DillyRat - February 11, 2010, 4:58 pm
true...SAD...but true
Ed-Hyde - November 19, 2009, 7:18 am
Very true, we just wait that extra year.
Bartimaeus - November 19, 2009, 7:02 am
lol So true! Great job. 5L for sure.
Porcelina - November 18, 2009, 4:12 pm
I am posting this on my facebook... or something.
LogicDude - November 18, 2009, 3:52 pm
*SQUEAL!* 5L!
Fatt Matt - November 18, 2009, 12:41 pm
Ditto... +5
Sean - November 17, 2009, 10:00 pm
Excellent poster dude, and as of 2 seconds ago, my wife has just laughed more at this poster than she has at all of mine put together. (Yeah, she and I are REAL freakin' soulmates, eh?)


PROZAC -




MOMONGA - Engineered by Japanese scientists within the secret Mt. Fuji labs and trained in the ways of the ninja


TAGS: momonga flying squirrels japanese ninja
Rating: 3.35/5

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showmeone - March 18, 2011, 3:51 pm
simply...furry


NO LIMITS -


TAGS: hallmark moment eagle soaring
Rating: 4.72/5

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motinet - June 3, 2011, 7:02 pm

Motivating posters should really go on motivationaltwist.com.


BEAUTY -


TAGS: beer goggles beauty beholder beerholder your mom
Rating: 4.43/5

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crankyhead - September 3, 2010, 9:11 am
A Gem.
5150monkeylove - September 2, 2010, 9:34 pm
5 shots and shes all good! excellent. 5 shots for you too! GeEz, ItSA getnG harb ta speech.


HEY MOM...... - ....why can't I find a job?


TAGS: tattoo pierce goth job mom ear ring
Rating: 4.14/5

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dragonrider33 - April 4, 2014, 10:40 pm
Men in Black called they want the aliens to leave earth.
BennyChick - March 15, 2010, 3:47 pm
I know a place that will take them all....but im not telling cause theres a waiting list and my normal looking azz is next
MrBlack - February 26, 2010, 10:50 am
Sorry, meant to say "Kinda sad" not kinda saw.
MrBlack - February 26, 2010, 10:49 am
Sorry, meant to say "Kinda sad" not kinda saw.
Cyrenius - February 19, 2010, 8:24 am
Yap, his the most normal from this bunch. Nasty, good posters thou
MrBlack - February 17, 2010, 5:13 pm
Kinda saw when the bald guy with a completely tattooed head is the most normal lookin.


GOOD MOTHERS - Let us lick the beater. Great Mothers turned them off first.


TAGS: mom lick beater
Rating: 4.65/5

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:25 am
The REALLY great ones knew ho to remove the beaters... And DID IT!
Thedge - November 6, 2014, 8:45 pm
Tongue twister unplugged?
falloutghoul - November 6, 2012, 6:29 pm
5 filleted tongues.


CREATIONISTS -


TAGS: dinosaur bones fossil your mom
Rating: 4.47/5

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Reality Lord - June 27, 2014, 7:26 pm

no
EmilioDumphque - June 27, 2014, 10:43 am
So..God is intentionally screwing with our heads to trick us into hell? What a dick!
matt28 - September 25, 2010, 7:10 pm
Feel free to PM me then if you want to carry on this topic and not have the mods skin both of our hides.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:33 am
BTW, sorry to Reality Lord for hijacking his mot over this discussion that could probably still go on several messages and not fully cover every aspect of the variation in creations theories.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:31 am
That would, to some extent, explain the Cain/Land of Nod quandry in Genesis, after Abel's murder.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:29 am
Since there aren't living relics, some say that species have just changed slowly over time, since there haven't been full skeletons found that explain evolution, and others say that evolution worked, and then God came in during it and gave humans souls.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:27 am
As to the old views on evolution, that's where some break away and some don't. Some argue that the Creator left in place ways for species to change over time including evolution, while some say what scientists are calling evolution is just genetic drift.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:24 am
Yes and no. Literal reading of Noah's flood is still kept, but since Abraham & Sarah were leaving Ur of the Chaldeans around the time of Hammurabi, and Abraham was several generations away from Noah, a prehistoric flood isn't out of the question.
matt28 - September 22, 2010, 6:38 pm
But all that covers is the debate of the age of the universe... So are the old views on evolution or a literal reading of Noah's Flood still kept?
Anonymous2 - September 21, 2010, 12:33 pm
Older creationists didn't have the mathematical formulas necessary, so they took the chapters in Genesis as literal 6 days, when several other places time is symbolic (day is as a thousand years and thousand year as a day, y'know).
Anonymous2 - September 21, 2010, 12:31 pm
Now, taking into account that with an ever-expanding universe, viewing time from outside, it's exponential. Factoring in the growth, 6 observed days outside time relates to about 15-20 billion years inside time.
Anonymous2 - September 21, 2010, 12:29 pm
Okay, matt28, I'll try. "Modern" creationists observe that if the Creator could create time & space, said Creator would be observing time from outside, not inside space-time. So from the origin, space continually expands.
matt28 - September 20, 2010, 5:03 pm
Just out of curiosity - and this is not meant to be a baited question - can someone explain the difference between 'modern' creationists and the other kind? Because every creationist I've known has been a full-bore "dinos on the Ark"-type creationist.
Ed-Hyde - September 20, 2010, 7:21 am
Good sucking up. I'll just refrain from voting, since I normally 1 bomb anti-religious posters. Modern creationists don't find evolution and creationism to be that far apart.
Reality Lord - September 20, 2010, 1:04 am

the captions found in my poster do not necessarily reflect my personal beliefs. its just humor. ( can you see me sucking up to get a 5L from god boy there?)
Anonymous2 - September 19, 2010, 11:09 pm
*sigh* Not all of us creationists believe that.
matt28 - September 19, 2010, 9:12 pm
My, what large herbivorous teeth you have. Just the thing for munching on melons in the Garden of Eden.


STIFLER'S MOM - The very first M.I.L.F.


TAGS: stifler s mom used to be a m i l f
Rating: 3.08/5

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TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 12:37 am
I think there's a difference between a mom I'd love to fuck and you're mom you'd love to fuck.
Anonymous2 - February 22, 2010, 12:34 am
Dude, historically there's more. Caligula went after his sister and his own mother. Shoot, you forget the original one of myth, Oedipus' mom.


MOMMY'S IMAGINARY FRIENDS - Are all on something called facebook




Momma was right! -




NIGHTMARE -


TAGS: mom daddy daughter
Rating: 4.68/5

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Sho - September 6, 2012, 4:15 pm
You're welcome
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 3:34 pm
Dude, Sho! I just got through cleaning my shorts from the last one you made. Now I got to clean my once fresh shorts, and change the sheets!
RSJake02 - May 10, 2012, 5:27 pm
You just scared the 5h*t out of me! Thanks.
holymoly - May 10, 2012, 11:43 am
Thanks Sho. Now I have to explain to the wife why I'm sleeping on the couch with the lights on..... 5


MY MOM IS SO FUNNY - Every Friday night we had to play the same game... Mom takes her "medicine" and then we wait for the "Race riots" They always looked like Dad...


TAGS: my mom is soooo funny
Rating: 3.68/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 24, 2010, 12:21 pm
Yeah....Cause your posters are all hilarious, right Jeff!


EPIC FAILS - but your mom look so proud!


TAGS: epic fail mom smoking pot
Rating: 2.6/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - July 16, 2016, 6:03 pm
She should just shut up, I'm sure she just came back from a date where she had sex with a strange man and nine of his closest friend.


WE ARE LEGION -


TAGS: anonymity guy fawkes liberty orwell and your mom
Rating: 4.76/5

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GreyScorpion - August 18, 2010, 9:09 pm
Brilliant, very well done RL, very well done. 5L+
spacedog - August 18, 2010, 7:42 pm
5L. Well done.
Airman - August 18, 2010, 7:09 pm
very well done
Derek - August 18, 2010, 5:53 pm
Your best ever :})
Hawamleh - August 18, 2010, 5:07 pm
Nice One :) 5ls, But Careful Pissing Off Those Bastards, They Are Pretty Good At flooding And What-not.
Faceplant31 - August 18, 2010, 4:15 pm
AMSOME!! One of your best RL! 5L and fav'd


WE ALL HAVE PROBLEMS - Who let mom have caffine!




MOM - she set the bar pretty high


TAGS: mom
Rating: 4.78/5

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BrassMonkey - January 28, 2012, 8:25 pm
The funniest part, someone is taking a pic of this
mariand - June 28, 2011, 2:35 pm
wrong moment to show your skills..MOM :))
SamanthaNufer - June 27, 2011, 2:27 pm
the bar looks pretty high that will be very picky


WORRY VS HOPE -




Adolf Hitler -




MY MOMMA SAID -


TAGS: gump chocolates forret momma obese
Rating: 4.88/5

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CloudchaserS - May 21, 2012, 10:45 am
It's also like eating a jar of Jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow


WALDO'S ADVICE -


TAGS: bin laden waldo hide advice navy seals your mom
Rating: 4.37/5

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Derek - May 5, 2011, 3:44 am
Not a very good Wally (Waldo). He's always center-stage at Macworld.
Reality Lord - May 4, 2011, 10:57 pm

lolz martin....i gotta steal that one.
martin81 - May 4, 2011, 7:21 pm
haha cool one! but this is better: http://funny-pictures-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/bin-laden-killed.jpg
tellitlikeitis - May 4, 2011, 6:22 am
Hilarious, made me laugh... even at 6:00am in the morning.


KNIT BIKE -


TAGS: bike mom son
Rating: 4.25/5

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PIXY STIX - Old school crack, a lot cheaper and the crash is easier to deal with (unless you're the mom)


TAGS: kids candy pixy stix crack mom old school
Rating: 3.32/5

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rerun - January 11, 2010, 3:37 pm

pixystickninja needs to cut this down for an avitar


SHOCKING -


TAGS: facebook mommy billy shocking
Rating: 4.95/5

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spacedog - November 18, 2010, 5:23 pm
LMAO! Beautiful.


INTERNATIONAL CREEP THE SHIT OUT OF GOVERNMENTS DAY -


TAGS: v for vendetta guy fawks we are legion your mom
Rating: 4.91/5

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maoworks2 - November 13, 2011, 2:06 pm
I remember
livemorbidia - January 9, 2011, 2:29 pm
@Guyfox it's spelled Fawkes dude.
Derek - November 5, 2010, 4:57 pm
Yarrrrrrrrrrrr
guyfox - November 5, 2010, 4:42 pm
excellent
LogicDude - November 5, 2010, 3:56 pm
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr?
Ed-Hyde - November 5, 2010, 1:18 pm
Is there actually any kind of plan for this, like the talk like a pirate thing?
Airman - November 5, 2010, 12:12 pm
cool poster


WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN HOOKERS -


TAGS: dogs hookers rimjob timmy mom
Rating: 4.75/5

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Reality Lord - August 12, 2010, 10:49 pm

geez man....i pick out my dog at the pound with my underwear in hand. like...doesn't everybody?
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:15 pm
NO extra charge... IF you happen to have Jiffy smooth laying around, sure.
BoneCD - August 12, 2010, 8:44 pm
LMFAO!!! that's 5 Poodles RL!!!
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 6:43 pm
ROR! 5 RL


WOW - MOMMYS GOING TO BE SO PROUD!


TAGS: mommy piercing
Rating: 3.6/5

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alicesweetalice - August 28, 2012, 8:42 pm
awe man wtf


AMBER LAMPS -


TAGS: greybeards amber lamps leaky http www youtube com watch v xfmaiy9fzzy your mom
Rating: 4.71/5

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Reality Lord - September 4, 2010, 9:30 pm

the dude actually has "i am a motherfucker" on his t-shirt. and the other guy still messes with him. lmfao when i first saw it.
Reality Lord - September 4, 2010, 9:13 pm

yeah, sorry the link i'll set here is to one of the most viewed current youtube files. enjoy... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDQyae9v1VA
crankyhead - September 4, 2010, 6:45 pm
I'm a 67 year old man! You ain't afraid of me! LOL
tellitlikeitis - September 4, 2010, 6:33 pm
Most definately have to see utube to understand this one! LOL


SLAVES -


TAGS: freedom vote corporations your mom
Rating: 4.48/5

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Sho - July 4, 2012, 1:52 am
Still wondering how you do it. 5L
Reality Lord - July 3, 2012, 12:17 pm

plutonomy vs democracy. will the republic survive?
SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 9:20 pm
Gah. Thanks for demotivating the crap right out of me. -sigh- Back to work tomorrow to pay for my wife's damn dream house.
Derek - November 17, 2010, 3:40 pm
[We're silent, because we've not any choice]


SOCCER FANS -




YES, MOMMY..... - I have drawn on my baby brother's face. Also, I will do it again... What of it??


TAGS: drawn sister brother pwned mommy
Rating: 2.68/5

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Woodywood03a - January 21, 2010, 4:16 pm
I am glad that you like it.
thesh007er - November 11, 2009, 3:01 am
lol i love this one. that kid is gonna grow up to be a new james bond villain


ANIME HOSTAGE -


TAGS: omochao killed more to follow stop posting anime it sucks and so does your mom
Rating: 4.07/5

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Faceplant31 - September 7, 2010, 3:16 pm
ROR! 5L


THE HUMAN BODY -


TAGS: ramrod team moti comp fat your mom
Rating: 2.89/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 12:42 pm
"Walks" ... right.
corneredbadger - August 15, 2010, 11:53 pm
that made me laugh. and now im going to find a bottle of bleach and a cheese grater and try and remove that image from my mind
Derek - August 15, 2010, 6:22 pm
Kreeeballa zo rugalla Oh ho ho ho! Jabba want!


RETARDS -


TAGS: wit day retards monkey mom dad you motivational ronsart
Rating: 2.36/5

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GaryO - July 16, 2013, 8:04 pm
Guess what. He’s a phukking lunatic. A genius, but can’t do anything with his intellect. I’d trade ya in a heartbeat. So get the phukk over yerself and join in the fun, or go somewhere hearts bleed. We’re all bled out here.
GaryO - July 16, 2013, 8:03 pm
Most folks here have some sorta major problem not looked upon by the general society as ‘normal’…and guess what, we poke fun at ourselves. I wish my first born son was just mentally challenged or whatever the acceptable term is today.
GaryO - July 16, 2013, 8:02 pm
So, FY, you sign up, look for ‘retard’ tags, found two…from 2009..with barely a rating of 2 (showing nobody cares for that kind of humor) and now, your first posts, make derogatory comments. Bravo.
Fuckyous - July 16, 2013, 5:40 pm
That is so rude my sister is Down syndrome and I'd say yous don't know wat it's like to live with a person that's disabled it's very very hard
ronsart - December 31, 2009, 1:27 am
having fun with ur voting again...lol
GreyScorpion - November 29, 2009, 7:44 pm
not your mother,Ron, the readers
GreyScorpion - November 29, 2009, 7:39 pm
There are 29 different types of humor, and this uses more than the wit assignment needed. Wit, sudden sharpness, and quick perception. Exaggerism, overstating the feature, and Epigram, a shot at YOUR mother. 5 Take it as a jokes!!
ronsart - November 29, 2009, 5:44 pm
luv the ear ring and lipstick. Start voting it down sweetheart.


SEE HONEY - Mommy has a perfect body, it's right here in the deep freezer ...


TAGS: mommy has perfect body freezer
Rating: 4.5/5

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Sho - June 23, 2012, 6:16 pm
Me gusta. 5L


Things Mom Taught Me -


TAGS: life lessons choice sayings mom
Rating: 4.54/5

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MissPriss - December 6, 2015, 11:50 pm
Yet another upside to raising the kids in the country...did it to the little buggers about a mile out from home on the gravel road. Only had to do it ONCE...teehee!
Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 2:25 pm
I'm not sure this threat means anything anymore, since your kids know if you pull over drag them out of the car and beat them, every single passing motorist will gleefully call the police and send you to jail, hoping they can get on TV.


WORKING MOM -




Things Mom Taught Me -




GARMIN MOMENT - That awkward moment when the GPS tells a gay guy: "Go Straight"




YO MOMMA -




HI MOM - I think I've just failed my Pilot's Exam.




MOTIFAKE ADDICTION -


TAGS: motifake addiction your mom
Rating: 4.96/5

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ICEMAN - February 3, 2011, 9:17 am
I'd get my money back if I were you, RL. Those lessons you took from Moooooooooo just ain't workin'. And I'd get back the money for those 'teaching aids' as well.
Reality Lord - February 3, 2011, 6:26 am

....your mom maybe?
ICEMAN - February 2, 2011, 10:26 pm
Hmmmmm, I've seen this somewhere. Don't tell, I'll think of it.


HEREOS -


TAGS: childhood hero big brother your mom
Rating: 4.9/5

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spacedog - June 13, 2011, 10:25 pm
Beautiful. Nice to see you make some more posters RL. 5L
Airman - June 13, 2011, 11:45 am
very nice
Verdeckt - June 12, 2011, 10:55 pm
Sweet.. Fav'd


FAMILY -


TAGS: hate love mom dad cubby
Rating: 4.88/5

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spacedog - November 24, 2010, 8:21 pm
Excellent.


DISCIPLINE -


TAGS: canada mom tribute zing
Rating: 4.73/5

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Zreiser - February 9, 2011, 5:56 pm
I love this! First poster to actually make me laugh all week!
spacedog - February 8, 2011, 6:07 pm
Excellent Face, 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 8, 2011, 5:05 pm
A special one. You get access to a whole new level of cool fonts as you progress here on motifake and being a mod i have access to the full range of fonts this site has to offer.
TheOne - February 8, 2011, 4:47 pm
The title anyway...
TheOne - February 8, 2011, 4:47 pm
What font are you using for this?


STEREOTYPING -


TAGS: a blonde moment
Rating: 4.6/5

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spindle - June 25, 2011, 3:17 pm
What do you call a blonde with a dollar pasted to her forehead? All you can eat under a buck.


AWKWARD MOMENT - When your child wants to know what Scooby Doo is doing ...


TAGS: awkward moment scooby doo doing
Rating: 4.56/5

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twill1962 - July 16, 2012, 10:09 pm
I'm more worried about Sponge Bob.


OOPS -




BABY MOMMAS -




GENETICS -


TAGS: life time woman joke check mom dating daughter fantasy sexy eyes beauty
Rating: 2.89/5

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Joshy8632 - November 16, 2009, 2:25 pm
WHICH IS WHICH!
SVT - October 16, 2009, 5:18 pm
why pick? go for both.
bastian - October 15, 2009, 6:49 am
i'd pick the mom
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2009, 6:06 pm
Great Minds think alike.#63538
CANADA - October 14, 2009, 3:27 pm
True! but im still more of a "Live the moment" type a guy


YOUR MOM - Rapes your father.


TAGS: mom body builder muscle body dad rape
Rating: 2.35/5


LOST AND FOUND -




TRAUMA -


TAGS: mom was a kinky minx cubby
Rating: 4.76/5

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Reality Lord - July 31, 2010, 8:52 am

Is this available at Blockbuster. Awesome.
agdaniele - July 31, 2010, 12:15 am
I got the DVD..... I love the director's commentary on it... and the deleted scenes.


MOTHER'S DAY -


TAGS: mom always smothered us with her love
Rating: 4.75/5

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spacedog - May 9, 2010, 4:13 pm
Nice! Love the tags GS, 5Ls.


PHOTOBOMB - Hi Mom!


TAGS: photobomber hi mom
Rating: 4.73/5

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coolfocus - February 18, 2013, 5:45 pm
Thanks MissPriss! I'm glad my post gave you a laugh.
MissPriss - February 18, 2013, 4:59 pm
I've only been here about 1/2 hour and gonna have to leave...way too many 5L gut giggle posters today! Thanks for the laugh cool.
coolfocus - February 18, 2013, 1:29 pm
Thanks peeps! Dunno about photoshop, but they're all distant cousins. :)
motifayk - February 18, 2013, 10:59 am
Umm... photo'5ho'p... :P
mariand - February 18, 2013, 9:28 am
LOL... Sho, what a big family you got there!


AUTHORITY -


TAGS: stilettoes your mom s
Rating: 4.6/5

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5150monkeylove - October 6, 2010, 11:36 am
The phrase changes.... "Please taze me ho!" 5 pairs of busts


THE TRAP -


TAGS: close call her mom condoms
Rating: 4.59/5

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Greeny - November 23, 2011, 7:30 pm
lol RL
Reality Lord - November 23, 2011, 4:25 pm

lolz...american pie style?
440wakeup - November 22, 2011, 10:29 pm
4-get that skiiney tart and her oily hair....I want the pie!! lay the pie on the counter and leave the room!
Reality Lord - November 22, 2011, 5:28 pm

copied what? thats my sig you noob...i put it on all my stuff.
bricemara - November 22, 2011, 4:52 pm
look at the bottom left he copied it


CAT FOOD 1957 - Back before people really cared for their pets they were on their own for finding their dinner.


TAGS: ahh mom not mouse again
Rating: 4.57/5

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R.S.Jake - June 9, 2010, 2:51 pm
Well, It's not Shakespeare, but it's a really good Motifake. btw, I gave it 5 hairballs.
TheTrashHeap - June 9, 2010, 2:35 pm
"Given enough time, a hypothetical chimpanzee typing at random would, as part of its output, almost surely produce all of Shakespeare's plays".
GreyScorpion - June 9, 2010, 12:11 pm
Holy Crap!! Raisin hit a homer!! 5L
R.S.Jake - June 9, 2010, 12:05 pm
Bravo! I like it!


NIRVANA -


TAGS: a beautiful moment in life
Rating: 4.53/5

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lgvernon - April 23, 2012, 10:19 am

Yes, they have! But it still got a 5L~~;>
caveman - April 23, 2012, 1:59 am
And now your suspicions have been confirmed
lgvernon - April 22, 2012, 7:06 pm

I have long suspected that I've fallen in with a bad lot.
GaryO - April 22, 2012, 12:27 pm
Cave, how you came to that verbiage with the picture of a duck is incredible……now if it were a swallow. 5L ol’ chap
Rick69 - April 22, 2012, 10:24 am
I couldn't have put it better than Sho myself... =D
Sho - April 22, 2012, 9:22 am
heheh


MOM'S KITCHEN -


TAGS: challenge great moms
Rating: 4.35/5

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vindicator - June 29, 2014, 10:43 pm
Ah, nightmarish childhood flashbacks. A brunette June Cleaver, RrreoowwWW
GreyScorpion - May 19, 2010, 9:10 pm
or fix your own...5L!
sickartist - May 19, 2010, 2:52 pm
Our Moms went to the same school. 5 Tuna Casserole L's
MissRed - May 19, 2010, 12:02 pm
What about My way or the high way?
forseti - May 19, 2010, 10:55 am
If I can trust my mirror, I most of the time took it... 5L
Faceplant31 - May 19, 2010, 10:15 am
Nice one.


HI MOM - I think I may have left the bathroom tap running.




DEAR TIMMY -


TAGS: timmy b your mom
Rating: 2.33/5

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Reality Lord - August 19, 2010, 12:12 pm

good lesson here....remind me NEVER to post anything when i'm hung over...waaa! oh yah...it totally sucks....hehe
Reality Lord - August 19, 2010, 11:56 am

the /b/ ref was point of insult. meh...you win some you get really really wrecked on others...lol.
Feasibly - August 19, 2010, 10:42 am
I gave it a 2 as well RL, but u still ROCK!
Faceplant31 - August 19, 2010, 10:33 am
I agree RL, this isn't your best work and for the simple fact of having to squint like a motha fucka to read that madness i gave it a 2.
culos - August 19, 2010, 8:57 am
*earn*
culos - August 19, 2010, 8:56 am
Sorry RL, just 1L simply because you can do a lot better than this, and /b/ 4chan references ear a 1L from me anyhow.


YOUR MOM - Still Horny As A Billy Goat


TAGS: operation your mom
Rating: 1.92/5

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CANADA - September 10, 2009, 5:54 pm
space is one funny SOB!
spacedog - September 10, 2009, 10:06 am
This poor lady. How do you leave the house with a big coiler hanging off your face. Everyone fake sneezing *sphincter*.


AWKWARD MOMENT - ......all they can do is be embarrassed at how dumb they look.




DECISIONS DECISIONS -


TAGS: mom dinner
Rating: 4.61/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 10:16 pm
I like what you're doing with the place. amuse me some more and I might get creative :)


SO TIMMY - You were asking what I did to your mother last night?


TAGS: squirrel nut timmy mother your mom
Rating: 4.37/5

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Reality Lord - July 25, 2010, 10:37 pm

oh yah...definately goes into favs
ICEMAN - July 3, 2010, 12:37 am
This one is classic.
ICEMAN - March 21, 2010, 11:45 pm
You stuffed her nuts in your cheek???


MOTHERS -


TAGS: motherhood mommy dearest insanity who s kids are these
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

tellitlikeitis - July 1, 2011, 7:43 pm
Many thanks for that FanV.
FanVariety - July 1, 2011, 7:02 pm
nice lol a lot less demented than the picture makes it seem :) i like it
rerun - October 4, 2010, 10:13 pm

actually, we are talking about roasting one of our own...literally
tellitlikeitis - October 4, 2010, 10:00 pm
No offense guys, but men are all the same. Always talking about yourselves. I was actually never one for the full women's lib, but this site certainly pushes me more towards it (lol OR OLO).
rerun - October 4, 2010, 9:53 pm

hickory smoked....
ICEMAN - October 4, 2010, 9:34 pm
...grilled medium rare with A1 steak sauce.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2010, 9:29 pm
ICE loves me.....
ICEMAN - October 4, 2010, 9:17 pm
It's not random you big hairy beast. And you can stop sending me those pics of you in a speedo. (Aggy gets jealous)
rerun - October 4, 2010, 9:16 pm

nope, I think it may be wishful thinking on your part
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2010, 9:10 pm
Anyone else notice that whenever ICE takes a random shot at someone It's me?......I think he's trying to virtually "pull my pigtails"....ghey ICE..very Ghey.
rerun - October 4, 2010, 8:44 pm

well, after the last batch of "women" proved to be men.....we no longer speculate.
GreyScorpion - October 4, 2010, 8:40 pm
not a lot of Mommies, got a lot of Mutha's, but not many mommies
tellitlikeitis - October 4, 2010, 8:37 pm
Well I don't scare easily.
ICEMAN - October 4, 2010, 12:10 pm
Moooooooooooooooooooo keeps scaring them off.
tellitlikeitis - October 4, 2010, 11:59 am
I suppose there's not alot of mommies on this site, eh?


YOUR MOM - Jokes with that punchline are about as old as....well, your mom.


TAGS: mom jokes old punchlines mother
Rating: 4.32/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:09 pm
D*MN! That's pretty stinkin' old!


MOMMY! - Daddy forgot to refill the toilet paper again!


TAGS: mom dad toilet paper forget
Rating: 3.79/5

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fan4camping - May 17, 2012, 7:00 pm
Oh Gross! Yuck! Yet somehow frikkin hilarious!


THANKS MOM! - Coming back alive is the best present I've ever gotten


TAGS: army mom
Rating: 3.59/5

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djinnyf - April 2, 2011, 3:24 pm
Beautiful! I don't mind to be touched sometimes, between the jokes... I know how this sounds, just please read it the "politically right way", or at least know that that's what I meant!! xx
Sean - August 27, 2010, 1:47 pm
This picture is amazing. But I think you may also have to get a release from that wonderful lady, also. Just saying.
stefanmusic - August 27, 2010, 11:17 am
You found it ??!!! :) :) I didn't receive the email yet. Thank you so much!
culos - August 27, 2010, 11:11 am
I bow to the master, Ms Motinette... I tried but had no luck.
motinet - August 27, 2010, 11:10 am

Found the image source and sent you an email
thatonechick - August 27, 2010, 10:58 am
Yep. When the recipient reads them, they will move to your sentbox. DO NOT delete messages in your outbox; they will be removed from the recipients inbox before they can be read.
stefanmusic - August 27, 2010, 10:54 am
btw, i just sent messages and they're "Stuck" in my outbox..not in sent messages. is that normal?
thatonechick - August 27, 2010, 10:48 am
NP. Keep in mind, that's a long shot, too. :(
stefanmusic - August 27, 2010, 10:46 am
thank you
thatonechick - August 27, 2010, 10:46 am
PM 'motinet' and -maybe- he can help you. He's the admin.
stefanmusic - August 27, 2010, 10:45 am
Since he's registered here, I wish one of the "higher ups" could contact him via email. Fingers crossed is a super longshot....
thatonechick - August 27, 2010, 10:43 am
He hasn't visited the site in almost a year... Fingers crossed, though.
stefanmusic - August 27, 2010, 10:39 am
Thanks for your help. I hope Bob reads his emails from here.
thatonechick - August 27, 2010, 10:37 am
Google search revealed nothing. :( Sorry I can't help you more.
stefanmusic - August 27, 2010, 10:33 am
Unfortunately for me, time is of the essence, and finding an image like this without any ID on the photo (like the soldier's name for example) is virtually impossible....
thatonechick - August 27, 2010, 10:31 am
Alas, I cannot. :( Sorry. But if he has email notifications turned on, he'll be notified of that PM and of all these comments we're making on his poster. LoL!
stefanmusic - August 27, 2010, 10:30 am
I have PMed him. Do you have his email? Could you email him for me?
thatonechick - August 27, 2010, 10:25 am
You've PMed him, yes? Hopefully he'll see it sometime soon.
stefanmusic - August 27, 2010, 10:23 am
Actually, I'm looking for the high-res image (whether it be from an actual military website or AP, Getty images, or Corbis). I want to actually purchase the image and license it for commerical use. All i need is some info on where b0B cHIN got the image.
thatonechick - August 27, 2010, 10:16 am
If all you want is the picture, I'm sure you could crop it out. Right click on the motifake to save it.
stefanmusic - August 27, 2010, 9:50 am
Does anyone know the real source of this image? Who took it? Where could I get it?
Hjernespreng - April 3, 2010, 6:03 pm
And it shouldn't be the best present! Nuff said.
Zed - February 7, 2010, 2:55 pm
Hey, launchpad, ever consider the idea that gord might be a Marine???
[email protected] - February 4, 2010, 7:21 pm
... So the Insurgents have developed IED's and car-bombs zat spare the Onion Choppers, the Snipers don't aim for the Onion Choppers. And the Mortars won't blow them-up.
launchpad - January 13, 2010, 1:28 pm
Semper Fi....Those are Army APATS genius..
Krissie - September 22, 2009, 9:33 pm
I wish that more of this would happen...
... - September 11, 2009, 3:37 pm
Get a grip guys, she probably spent 15 months chopping onions in the kitchen.
me48 - August 27, 2009, 1:27 pm
Have been through airports and witnessed these events. You cry for days thinking about it
gord - May 15, 2009, 1:50 am
semper fi sweetheart!! you have done us all proud
Count von Tofurkey - May 10, 2009, 2:46 am
Seriously, Chopper, exactly HOW much ass have you munched lately? You must have overdosed.
Count Turducken - May 10, 2009, 2:43 am
wonderfully done M'fake. Ignore Chopperliscious. His own irrelevance makes him an assmunch. Sadly there's room in America too for Assmunches like Chopperliscious.
Chopperliscious - May 2, 2009, 5:03 am
The serious motivators are at AllPosters.com, down the hall and too the right. Nice sentiment, but not funny - and not relevant.
agdaniele - April 11, 2009, 1:59 am
Excellent diversion, Sean. 5-L on the commitment.
AXL - April 11, 2009, 1:43 am
Dunno, is it was my mom, I would like an RPG or some Night Vision Googles as a present. Ask that girl on AvP: Requiem.
Sean - April 11, 2009, 1:22 am
I'm sick of the touching.
WTFO - April 11, 2009, 12:51 am
You're a sick man, Sean.
Sean - April 10, 2009, 8:58 pm
A sweet and touching poster ... but I don't come here to be touched ... I'm touched already ... I come her to make the touching stop ... Oh God, please make the touching STOP!
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 8:30 pm
agdaniele, my vote for your statement is - both. dgbt is definitely a huge jackass and irretrievably stupid.
dgbt - April 10, 2009, 6:47 pm
nah, this poster is irretrievably stupid
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 6:12 pm
dgbt... you're either a huge jackass or irretrievably stupid.
dgbt - April 10, 2009, 9:37 am
This is hilarious!


DON'T - do anything your Mommy wouldn't be Proud of ! H. Jackson Brown Jr.




SHOTGUNS - Like your mom, one cock and she's ready to blow


TAGS: shotgun your mom
Rating: 3.16/5

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Sho - January 19, 2009, 9:24 pm
HAHA LOL XD!
Rakdos - October 15, 2008, 5:14 pm
Or Eminem, 2 pumps and hes done.
LilGerm - October 15, 2008, 12:40 pm
And how many do you need before YOU blow? Wait, never mind, I see the picture.


THE MOMENT -




ZOMBITCH -


TAGS: zombie dare your mom
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

CANADA - November 24, 2010, 11:56 pm
Love the zombieFAKES RL!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 24, 2010, 2:34 pm
Or she, or Baaaaaaa, maybe even Moooooooooooo....but not me, I'm not your Daddy.... (even though I'd like to be)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 24, 2010, 1:57 pm
I'm sure he won't mind Culos....
Reality Lord - November 24, 2010, 1:55 pm

been a real pleasure knowing uyou culos. i'll do an "in memoriem" poster for you if i don't see your stuff anymore.
rerun - November 24, 2010, 12:26 pm

ummmm, nice rack?
culos - November 24, 2010, 11:49 am
I just printed this and stuck it on the bathroom mirror, let's see what happens....


MONKEYLOVE -


TAGS: determination heart and soul stewing idea s your mom
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

5150monkeylove - November 3, 2010, 11:24 pm
Crap.... i hit enter too soon... Thank you very much, sir!
5150monkeylove - November 3, 2010, 11:23 pm
I totally love it, and would have voted 5l even if it was a muskrat in the pot
ICEMAN - November 3, 2010, 8:19 pm
Mmmmmmmmmm, pugs. Tasty. Best slow smoked with hickory.


CLEANLINESS - CAN BE DAMN NEAR CHILD ABUSE




MY TWO MOMS - Can beat up your fourteen wives


TAGS: my two moms beat up
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by Budog

DavidEMartin - August 8, 2011, 4:52 pm
I LIKE it !
Reality Lord - August 7, 2011, 10:43 pm

oh ouch


TERROR - Unbeknownst to her mommy and daddy, the first word Kate learned was "fever."


TAGS: rectal themometer health assignment day
Rating: 4.17/5

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spacedog - May 6, 2011, 8:20 pm
Nice one.


DAD! - ARE THOSE MOM AND YOU?


TAGS: mom dad film
Rating: 4.05/5

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MY MOM IS SO FUNNY - Always with that, "Kill him, I got a new one cookin" joke... Sigh... I can still feel the bullets in my gut when I laugh...


TAGS: my mom is soooo funny
Rating: 3.25/5

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PRETTY PISSED OFF - were the words of the woman who thought she had won a brand new Toyota!


TAGS: space yoda toy mom piss off shit twats
Rating: 2.18/5

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SoUnconventional - August 28, 2011, 10:41 pm
But look at the nice vibrator it comes with!
LD0ne - March 16, 2010, 2:02 pm
lol she's probably not pissed off anymore with all the issues toyota has had
Faceplant31 - December 11, 2009, 4:59 pm
if im not mistaken this was a chick that worked at a Hooters.
Derek - December 11, 2009, 4:45 pm
She looks like someone who can't take a joke. Perfect :-)


MOMS - Even Hells Angels have them.




LSD -


TAGS: loser drugs your mom
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

a551nvader - November 27, 2010, 9:42 pm
fun girl at a good party
rerun - November 22, 2010, 8:39 pm

the fact I am even close is kinda scary
sparky444 - November 22, 2010, 8:20 pm
That's some funny ass shit
tellitlikeitis - November 22, 2010, 8:14 pm
Too funmy RR. It's more likely closer to Star Trek slippers though.
rerun - November 22, 2010, 7:57 pm

Can I have your recliner & star wars slippers?
Reality Lord - November 22, 2010, 7:55 pm

oh gees....i am sooooo dead....credit to tellitlikeitis for help. gulp!
tellitlikeitis - November 22, 2010, 7:36 pm
Ahem!!!


ASIAN JADE -


TAGS: jaded mom doesn t clean well
Rating: 4.86/5

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MilDoc - May 12, 2011, 12:46 pm
Steph1-- Sorry. Not trying to brag...and I did flush the first 2! And those are some of the scariest words a man can hear-- "We need to talk!"
steph1 - May 11, 2011, 8:21 pm
wow mildoc, i am speechless...didn't you say you flushed that thing? and now after being shamed you indirectly brag about your carelessness by flaunting a poster? we seriously need to talk...


SOME GIRLS - There are some girls you won't take to meet Mother. Those are the ones you just want to take home !




MURDER -


TAGS: kill mom hungry cubby
Rating: 4.8/5

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falloutghoul - August 27, 2011, 6:59 pm
Victory is Mine! 5 Stewies!
Faceplant31 - September 10, 2010, 10:50 am
fav'd, 5L cub


IT'S JUST NOT FAIR - She yells at me for sucking my thumb.


TAGS: baby mom thumb
Rating: 4.77/5

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HULK SMASH -


TAGS: lost money in machine big girl angry your mom
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

fascistfrenchman - October 13, 2010, 8:06 am
Ever notice how you quietly grumble when you receive that parking ticket, or fined for your late library book, but you go Hulk on the vending machine over pocket change?
DillyRat - September 26, 2010, 7:47 am
I didn't know they made thongs that big...WHY would they make thongs that big... i don't feel good
matt28 - September 19, 2010, 9:15 pm
"Your ass looks like 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum!" Couldn't resist. I'm going to burn out my eyes now..
440wakeup - September 19, 2010, 9:10 pm
I did a hulk smash on of this pc. But ill admit it was too son after the original posting.
440wakeup - September 19, 2010, 9:10 pm
I did a hulk smash on of this pc. But ill admit it was too son after the original posting.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 6:02 pm
It looks more like a roll of fat to me...
Sho - September 19, 2010, 5:49 pm
........That's her boob? o_O
tellitlikeitis - September 19, 2010, 4:51 pm
How did I know this was your.
Reality Lord - September 19, 2010, 4:15 pm

the sideboob was totally untintentional but well worth the bile rising up. lol. thnx monkey!
5150monkeylove - September 19, 2010, 4:04 pm
and sideboob as well? (gag)
5150monkeylove - September 19, 2010, 4:02 pm
RL, is today gross out the masses day? You are really doing it right. 5 eyewashes!
fasteddie - September 19, 2010, 3:48 pm
The scary part is the baby carriage indicating that someone actually f**ked her....
Reality Lord - September 19, 2010, 3:44 pm

as disgusting as the male boobs one i did? lolz. thnx clairs!
Claire - September 19, 2010, 3:42 pm
That's disgusting. 5L


PSYCHOTIC CHIC -


TAGS: insanity psychotic hot babe leather your mom
Rating: 4.74/5

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shmoe13 - November 7, 2010, 8:05 pm
o boy lets have some fun lol


METH -


TAGS: not even once your mom
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

spacedog - December 24, 2010, 2:14 pm
5L
Claire - December 23, 2010, 7:22 pm
It's OC.
Wolfengrad - December 23, 2010, 4:50 pm
Haha,what is this comic from? I can't seem to find it.
culos - December 23, 2010, 7:14 am
On a serious note, go to the forums, there are enough threads to point you in the right direction, you can also PM a regular like RL, they'll be happy to assist
culos - December 23, 2010, 7:13 am
First step is to get yourself some Meth, the rest will come to you before you know it
cristianantilla - December 23, 2010, 3:15 am
How do you make those pictures? Please help me :O
cristianantilla - December 23, 2010, 3:15 am
How do you make those pictures? Please help me :O
5150monkeylove - December 22, 2010, 10:12 pm
5 burnt bridges!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 22, 2010, 6:55 pm
Moooo+ Likey.5L
crankyhead - December 22, 2010, 5:48 pm
you ju5t won the internet.
Claire - December 22, 2010, 1:39 pm
Yes.
Airman - December 22, 2010, 1:08 pm
good one RL


MOLLY -


TAGS: doll mom
Rating: 4.47/5

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MY FETISH -




TIMMY - His Mom's tried everything to stop his Fapping habit.




OH NO NO NO NO NO NO.... -


TAGS: my momma done told me bring home something for dinner
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 5:52 pm
Oh no no no no no!!!! I won't do it.
Player_Meyer - September 14, 2009, 4:16 am
Ahhhh lumpa lumpa lumpaaahh lumpah luhmp... LMAO
MrRandom - August 25, 2009, 5:50 pm
Win out of 5
MO - August 25, 2009, 4:59 pm
Yup yup yup!!! 5!!
LogicDude - August 25, 2009, 4:09 pm
IIIIIIIII'm bringing home a ba-by bum-ble-beeeeee, won't my Momma be so proud of meeeee!


TRUST - some kids get too much!




"YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME" - "We stick together and we see it through- You've got a friend in me!" -Randy Newman


TAGS: well mommy is back
Rating: 2.42/5

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Insaniac - January 5, 2010, 8:39 pm
Would make sense.
Derek - January 5, 2010, 8:13 pm
I'm sure this was inspired by the charming habit of wasps to lay eggs in live caterpillars.


TECHNIQUE -


TAGS: billiards ypour mom
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

panic8 - October 29, 2010, 6:28 am
She ruins the drapery... hey, I'm a Suebian, we think with the purse!
5150monkeylove - October 29, 2010, 2:46 am
That was for the previous poster, I liked it RL
5150monkeylove - October 29, 2010, 2:45 am
I hope nobody else has to touch your keyboard, dude.
shmoe13 - October 29, 2010, 2:15 am
guess where shes hiding the billiard balls :o
Ed-Hyde - October 15, 2010, 11:30 am
In this case, I don't care if it's a trap. Can't. Stop. Staring.
agdaniele - October 14, 2010, 10:06 pm
You can get her if you have an 8 ball in your side pocket.
AdmiralAckbar - October 14, 2010, 10:00 pm
Its a trap!
CANADA - October 14, 2010, 9:45 pm
crappy table it the top is wood
agdaniele - October 14, 2010, 9:36 pm
What's she listening for? Termites?
ICEMAN - October 14, 2010, 6:51 pm
I got next game. Nice RL. 5


ITS THE LITTLE THINGS -


TAGS: affair screamer gagball your mom
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

rerun - November 21, 2010, 9:44 pm

tellitlikeitis is telling it like it is here.....hmmm, kinda fitting
tellitlikeitis - November 21, 2010, 9:41 pm
What RL really means RR is that I'm down with the settlement of assets, ehem!!!!
rerun - November 21, 2010, 9:31 pm

you crazy kids.
Reality Lord - November 21, 2010, 9:26 pm

.....ehem...RR...she's down with it...lol.
DreMagnum - November 21, 2010, 5:50 pm
So it took me like 15 minutes to figure who made this poster because of the new layout, but nicely done sir.
rerun - November 21, 2010, 5:37 pm

man, one has to wonder what your better half has to say about this side of you.


BUTT SECKS -


TAGS: bailout and smile your mom
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

lesterinside - November 11, 2010, 3:28 am
*snickers*
agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 9:56 pm
LOL
Cubbybear - November 10, 2010, 9:55 pm
How ya like them apples? (rim shot)
shmoe13 - November 9, 2010, 1:13 am
and u got seven little dudes with you...it's gonna be a long night


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